Would somebody please cue that bird?
[Caw caw caw]
Samurai Pizza Cats...
Oh yeah!
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats...
[SPEEDY: Right on!]
They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balogna.
There's Speedy Service, he's the leader of the bunch.
[POLLY & GUIDO: That's right!]
A heck of a fighter, makes a heck of a lunch.
And little Polly Esther who's never afraid,
[POLLY: That's me!]
Is going into battle when the bad guys invade.
There's Guido Anchovis, a wild romantic rover.
This cat gets down down with a love hangover.
Here come the Pizza Cats.
They're so bad.
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had!
They're stronger than old cheese...
[Stronger than old cheese?]
Stronger than dirt...
[Stronger than dirt]
You step on their tail...
[Out of my tail!]
Then you're gonna get hurt...
[Don't hurt me!]
Samurai Pizza Cats...
They're fighting crime
All over town!
Four... Three... Two... One...
The Pizza Cats are on the run!
The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low.
It's a rotten shame, he lives in Little Tokyo.
We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows.
As soon as someone finds the script we might begin the show.
Sit right back, kick up your feet and turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effect go eat a pizza pie!
Hahaha!

Samurai Pizza Cats...
We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do
Samurai Pizza Cats...
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you,
Just a reminder, you might like to know
The cats'll be back for another big show.
Hahaha, oh gosh.
Samurai Pizza Cats...
They're fighting crime, oh yes, all over town.

Two, four, six, eight.
What do we expectorate?
Samurai Pizza Cats...
Read all the credits, so you'll know who did the work.
Samurai Pizza Cats.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the Pizza Cat fan club oath!
CHEESE: The Pizza Cats are samurai, and I'd like to note...
JERRY: Their antics take your breath away...
CHEESE: Like furballs in your throat!
SPEEDY: We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat.
GUIDO: Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
POLLY: We land upon our feet!
NARRATOR: So hail to thee, O Pizza Cats, please ring your little bell. Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like
CATS: Pizza Cats!!